John

dearly beloved so-and-so

I came here to tell you 

you are special

but you are adopted

I don't mean to be rude

but you are very special

you are part of a design

you do realize that, don't you

doubt this is a sign of things

to come, greatness

oh, John

don't you understand

you don't have a father

you were 

immaculately 

conceived